"So," said Greg casually, "what did Zelda say when her would-be rescuer was zapped by a strength-draining ray and couldn't pick up his sword?"
Brigid just looked at him, on the grounds that it was a no-win situation.
Greg grinned. "You are the weakest, Link!"
"Goodbye," she said, and made for the next room.
-The Gneech
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